Saving Pvt. Ryan!!!!

I wanted to piss.. N it was very very urgent!! Like wen a 24 yr old dude (or dudette for that matter :)) feels its urgent, u know he is not shitting u. But I just couldn’t piss….. There were fighter jets all over the sky and one just whizzed past my head. A couple of guys were hurt and were dying in front of me. I ran up to the dying guy and I asked him if I could piss there. he looked at me .. Perplexed…and then died. I really din know what to do. There was something wrong…. I dint know why. And then I looked in front of me and this huge officer came charging at me… “PEE!!! He shouted at me.. I was so happy to hear that! As he approached nearer … the noise around me was deafening, I shouted at him, “HOW??”. He shouted back.. “I don know, just FLEE!!!”. fuk I had heard what I had wanted to hear, but I was wrong! There was no other way out now… we were goin to be attacked and I had to flee.. Pee .. But I couldn. I just stood there having to do all this but unable to do nothing!! So..with all the force I ever applied.. The kind of force, if it could be saved and used, could win the war for us.. Something huge… I used all that force and just opened my eyes! I was in my bed. It was unreal!!! Fuk.. It was a dream. But I still had to pee though!
I got up n rushed to the toilet. I was going to pee.. The thought in itself had something rejuvenating in itself. I got in and pulled the payjama thread and I pulled the wrong one! The knot got entangled! Fuk!!!! I was goin to piss in my pants now.. I couldn take it any further. I started having visions.. Even a second of déjà vu! Then I just dug in and pulled at the knot again and thankfully it loosened. FINALLY...I pissed… then I pissed … n then again. My entire body loosened up. As if I had been kept imprisoned for ages and was released into the world full of open spaces. I started breathing deeply. I was actually ready to die now. I had lived my life I felt. I couldn believe when I was done.. That it was over.
I got back to my bed.. Thinking of the movie I had seen last night. Saving Private Ryan… one of the best war depictions I had ever seen. N it had hand some real impact on me. I sure din need Freud to interpret my dreams for me. I knew exactly what had happened and was happy how I had managed to see through the war without pissing on the battlefield. Then it hit me that the officer who had charged at me was Tom Hanks. In my piss frenzy I had not been able to recognize him. Bur I wanted to talk to him once in my life. .so I just close my eyes again.. N in a moment I was back there.. A fresh and rejuvenated soldier! 
Fuk. .a bullet!!