O my hertha!

Well.. i just opened this page to compose a new post on the hilarious ragging session we had with our new bunch of juniors and i was alerted by a new mail that said that our college ka director passed away. i, actually most of us in college, knew this was coming cos he was in a real bad shape for the last few days. but then when i got this mail, it was really depressing. i dont even know what to say to him now. being a fan of the undertaker .. RIP Sir.
but then just as i started writing the previous paragraph, somebody pinged me on yahoo. it was Hertha, a female whose friend request i had very randomly accepted a few days back. thats the thing with guys.. we are just so happy to get a friend request from a random chik that we try and convince ourselves that we know her, even if we don't! of course, there are also ppl i know who add me with weird user names and i later get to know who they are. so i thought Hertha also fit that category of my acquaintances.
here is the transcript of the chat :) : [my thoughts are in brackets]

hertha: good lookin handsome man
me: what?? (ok.. thanks :))
hertha: yay! finally someone to talk to!
me: m sorry, but do we like know each other?
hertha: i am stephanie and i work at a 24/7 fitness centre and i like to play around with my camera when i get back home.
me: lol (lol!)
hertha: i hate it when i cant get ppl to see me when i am talking or brushing my hair or fixing my bra
me: why have u added me? (me too!!!! .. i mean, if i don get to see)
hertha: u can check me out at http://www.livewebcamcrush.com/StephiesAss
me: (WTF??!! ... i am in the midst of a sex chat! lolzz ... HELL YEA!)
hertha: did u accept my request? they wont charge you anything and it gets so much easier with our cameras.
me: is it legally ok for me to do this shit .. i mean, wont there be any issues? (lemme try n mess arnd a bit :D)
hertha: o c'mon, all u need to do is accept my request, thats all.
hertha: u can check my pics at http://www.pinkgirlpics.com/
me: but i am NOT 18 yrs old.
i meanwhile chk the profile
me: (unholy fukkk!!!!!!)
hertha: !!!
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me: hertha? (hertha)
me: u there?
me: heylo!!!!!
me: ( :( :( :( )
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afterthought : lolzzzzzzzz :D

i block hertha.
its 7:18 am. classes suspended today cos our director passed away. i don know whether to feel sad or happy. i must be an ass hole to feel the latter. but i cant help resist feelin joy at the fact that i can sleep away to glory.
but still from the bottom of my heart ... Sir, may your soul RIP.