I DON’T KNOW.. ASSORTMENT??!!

THEY should have named ghajini as post-it! or atleast post-it notes shud have been the official and exclusive sponsor of this movie!! I swear to god i feel that post-it would win the market share (which I feel it already does) by replacing the fluorescent pages with a muscular cut out of aamir’s body as it is in ghajini… jus imagine a husband comin home tired after a long day’s work n he finds the ghajini post it on the dressing mirror that says, “m in the bath honey… get ready”.. n to add to it aamir’s fierce look wud be starin down his throat like, “u better remember to hump her tonite dude!!”
Anyways… m posting blogs, after like 30 yrs or smthing, so I wud need a ghajini post it of my own from now I guess. I din find the time or enthu for the past few months and once wen I was having a discussion, some “wise ass” once told me that blogging might spread extreme views and shud not be allowed!! It’s not that I fukn post blogs that are titled, “December 25… REMEMBER” n then a gang of hoodlums raid some random outlet with a pair of hand grenades on dec 25~!
This 26/11 has really caught on .. as in… if it was not for this terrorist attack, I think even the media business would have been hit by the recession! …. Or rather I shud say the entertainment business! Aaj tak is definitely kind of entertainment and they shud rename it to “ATE” or something.. (just like WWE). .aaj tak entertainment… as in ATE -> that’s what we did to your emotions! (ok.. someone just pick this up n add it to the mailchain of the worst PJ’s ever!!! ;-P). I was watchin the movie ‘mumbai meri jaan’ and they just proved my point in that.. or rather I am elaborating on theirs.
Media s all fukd up now.. .they try to derive an entertainment factor out of practically everything that they can lay their hands on. They have started advertising the evnts, rather than give news. There was this 17 yr old kid who was shot dead the other day for having tried to escape the police and climbed onto the roof a high ranking cop’s house. A cupl of reasons that the media gave as to y the police thot that he was a terrorist were really disturbing! I really don’t want to name out instances to substantiate on that ‘cos they mite be what I feel and some of you mite interpret it in a different sense and then the “wise ass” would, all of a sudden, sound true! Media hype is giving undue importance to a lot of ppl who suddenly think they are next to Obama in the list of “most influential and famous ppl on planet earth” and start forgetting what they are actually supposed to be doing! Sania Mirza ia a ‘category A’ example of that and Saina Nehwal is a potential successor to that throne. For politicians, it’s like they have lost out on all fronts and are looking out for such media glorification to regain some “never had” pride. I forgot the name of that jackass who came on TV a few days back makin some kinda remarks and finally apologized after a week by taking a “U-turn” from his comments. “I am on TV today and will stay there for the rest of the week”, that’s what he wud have probably happily told his wife at home.. desperately wishing that he sees an aamir khan post-it on the dressing mirror the next day he comes back from the parliament house! He probably never saw that post-it and hence the U-turn! Fukn politicians.. hehe!
Nevertheless, ppl seem to be living all the shit goin arnd ( courtesy our media ) and no one capable of doin smthin is really doin anything abt it… It was all hyped up a couple of weeks back on TV when they used to have debates and discussions in the news channels saying, ”this is the big fukn voice of India.. n this is goin to make all the difference” and all... all I see now on TV is the news abt India’s rise to the top three positions of world cricket. Some overgrown public gets paid to come on TV and go around the world, eating and drinking all kinds of exotic stuff and tell u that it’s AWESOME!! .. as if that’s news!! N of course a lot of attention is also being grabbed by the release of a few blockbusters and the cold war that is goin arnd in Bollywood among our three khans. Am just surprised that the big Stud from Maharashtra is still not back to his services…. Let’s go n get some govt jobs in Bombay guys… we’ll get paid by some news channel fr that .. I am sure! They wud get enuf shit for atleast a month, videotaping us getting whacked arnd and the cash, if any, would go to our our parents and spouses..… and could probably be used for an expensive cremation for us.
Agitation among ppl seem to be the same thing as aamir khan’s memory in Ghajini. Any of us cud have acted in Ghajini I guess.. just needed a six step ab for Asin to drool over and… Voila!!